Fairy Tales . . . Sort Of.

OK . . . So, I am home with a super nasty case of the flu. It’s kicking my tail.

But, with three kids, life goes on, right?

Brendt and Abby had to run some errands which means Caroline and I were left at home together.

She wanted to play with her Disney castle. I obliged.

Somewhere during our playtime, my imagination began working. I began to uncover some subplots forming among the characters . . . Really interesting stuff. Thought I would share.

Jasmine's life as an amputee was made more difficult by Alladin's constant taunting.

Jasmine's life as an amputee was made more difficult by Alladin's constant taunting.

The Beast's irritability could be attributed to the fact that his arms were apparently put on backwards.

The Beast's irritability could be attributed to the fact that his arms were apparently put on backwards.

Snow White's orthopedic shoes made her the laughingtock of the castle. (She's handling it pretty well, don't you think?)

Snow White's orthopedic shoes made her the laughingtock of the castle. (She's handling it pretty well, don't you think?)

Belle? Or Scarlett O'Hara? You decide.

Belle? Or Scarlett O'Hara? You decide.

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"Hey, Todd. Check out dude's pointy shoes!" "OMG, Jeff. And, like, what's with that hat?"

"Hey, Todd. Check out dude's pointy shoes!" "OMG, Jeff. And, like, what's with that hat?"

Zombie Tinkerbell stalks her unwitting prey!

Zombie Tinkerbell stalks her unwitting prey!

"Fistbump! . . . Yeah . . . I said, Fistbump! . . . Bro, you gonna leave me hanging?"

"Fistbump! . . . Yeah . . . I said, Fistbump! . . . Bro, you gonna leave me hanging?"

Cinderella? Or Kristen Wigg from SNL's The Lawrence Welk Show?

Cinderella? Or Kristen Wigg from SNL's The Lawrence Welk Show?

All I know is that I would kill for this action figure . . .

All I know is that I would kill for this action figure . . .

4 Responses

  1. Now THAT is hilarious! An incredibly creative imagination you have.

  2. i KNEW there was more to Disney characters than what the movies told us.
    (this was fabulous!)

  3. Aaaaaand once again, thanks to your blog, I’m tearing up from suppressed laughter in my quite office.

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